Thursday, April 15, 2010

Episode 21

Today's Suggested Topics: "The 'F' Word", a Sunset, and Microsoft Paint

The front of the ambulance cut through the water, and the vehicle was submerged in an instant.


Oh F*CK.  I am going to drown. What the hell am I gonna... 

It was at that moment that Qorviq remembered he was a seal.  He ripped the tuning fork keychain off the bag next to him, and used it to unbuckle the safety belt he was tied down with and swam out of the wreckage, through the open rear entrance and surfaced.  The penguin paramedics were already afloat.

"You Ok man?"

"Yeah, I mean I guess."

"Yeah that's never happened before, sorry."

"Yeah.  That was weird.  Well, I am just gonna head home. I mean jail, a kidnapping, then two wrecks... I'm spent.  I feel fine, I just need to go home."

"Sir, you really should be checked out at the hospital... I am sure another paramedic will be arriving."

"No.  Ya know what?  I'd honestly rather just take my chances.  Good luck with getting your ambulance out though.  Take care."

The penguin started talking again but Qorviq swam off into the setting sun.  He really didn't understand why all this was happening to him, but he figured at some point he'd either wake up, move on, or die from it.  Whatever the case, he just had to keep his whiskered seal chin up and carry on...

ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?  IS THAT THE KILLER WHALE AND SHARK MAFIOSA TRAILING POOR QORVIQ TO FINISH THE JOB THEY OBVIOUSLY BOTCHED THE FIRST TIME AROUND THANKS TO THE ENHANCED SAFETY FEATURES OF THE ALL NEW 2010 CHEVY SUBURBAN!?  THAT IS THE WORST!  HE DOESN'T EVEN SEE THEM! AND WAS THE KILLER WHALE JUST RELEASED FROM CAPTIVITY A VERY SHORT TIME PRIOR TO THIS KIDNAPPING GIG?  AND THIS PICTURE!  WAS IT DRUNKENLY DRAWN USING MICROSOFT PAINT? ALL OF THE ANSWERS TO THOSE QUESTIONS ARE YES! STAY TUNED FOR EPISODE 56 WHERE MORE THINGS WILL HAPPEN FOLLOWED BY QUESTIONS AND THEN ANSWERS!  THIS IS SO EXCITING!!

THIS IS THE FINAL CHAPTER IN VOLUME TWO - AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE 5/1!!!  That's just a little over two weeks away!!!  TELL YOUR FRIENDS!!!  CONGRATS TO THOSE WHO'S SUGGESTIONS WERE CHOSEN!!!!















1 comment:

  1. Checking back by to see if Willy has caught up with Qorviq but I see, the quick seal still is in the lead.

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