As Qorviq sat in the back of the ambulance, watching the firemen clear the wreckage of his kidnappers' SUV from the ice floe they hit, he sat back and closed his eyes... as so many things were running through his head right now...
"Ya know, you are really lucky to survive that accident there son"
"Yeah. I guess luck just shined down on me today..."
"Hey Bill, did you see the front cover of WWN today!? Can you believe this shit!?"
Qorviq saw the two ambulance drivers looking at what looked like a newspaper or magazine. He sealed forward along the bench in the back he was sitting on to get a closer look.
I can't believe these people read that shit...
"Hey guys? Not trying to tell you how to do your job or anything, but should you maybe be focused
Before Qorviq could finish his sentence he felt the ambulance hit a patch of black ice and begin to spin off the road. Everything went black as the interior lights blinked and then shut off and Qorviq grabbed a nearby bar to brace himself as the ambulance pitched forward over the guard rail and they dove headlights first into the ice water below. As he saw his life flashing before his eyes for the second time in twenty minutes, he grabbed a hold of a bag that was securely tied down. As he free-fell to his possible death, he noticed it was a duffel bag with a tuning fork keychain for a zipper-pull. Qorviq didn't realize it yet, but that tuning fork would turn out to be his saving grace...
STAY TUNED FOR EPISODE 55! POOR QORVIQ!! I AM LITERALLY HAVING A HARD TIME BELIEVING THAT HE SURVIVED A CAR WRECK ONLY TO BE IN ANOTHER ONE NOT MORE THAN 30 MINUTES LATER! WILL HE SURVIVE? WILL ANOTHER AMBULANCE BE AVAILABLE TO BE DISPATCHED TO THE SCENE OF THIS WRECK? WHAT WILL THE CLINTON'S BE NAMING THEIR ALIEN BABY, AND IS CHELSEA COOL WITH THAT? WHEN WILL THESE URGENT QUESTIONS BE ADDRESSED AND BY WHOM!? STAY TUNED!!!!!!!!!
I find that I dream of syrup in times of stress also, although I am not nearly as cute. And I don't lead an exciting life.
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