The front of the ambulance cut through the water, and the vehicle was submerged in an instant.
Oh F*CK. I am going to drown. What the hell am I gonna...
It was at that moment that Qorviq remembered he was a seal. He ripped the tuning fork keychain off the bag next to him, and used it to unbuckle the safety belt he was tied down with and swam out of the wreckage, through the open rear entrance and surfaced. The penguin paramedics were already afloat.
"Yeah, I mean I guess."
"Yeah that's never happened before, sorry."
"Yeah. That was weird. Well, I am just gonna head home. I mean jail, a kidnapping, then two wrecks... I'm spent. I feel fine, I just need to go home."
"Sir, you really should be checked out at the hospital... I am sure another paramedic will be arriving."
"No. Ya know what? I'd honestly rather just take my chances. Good luck with getting your ambulance out though. Take care."
The penguin started talking again but Qorviq swam off into the setting sun. He really didn't understand why all this was happening to him, but he figured at some point he'd either wake up, move on, or die from it. Whatever the case, he just had to keep his whiskered seal chin up and carry on...
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