Episode 8

Today's Suggested Topics: Being Thrown Out of the House by Your Wife After Being Fired, a Reference to that song Business Time by Flight of the Conchords, and Craftsman Tools.

"HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO THE FAMILY QORVIQ!? I TRUSTED YOU!! WE LEFT ANCHORAGE LAST YEAR WITH THE PROMISE OF A BETTER LIFE AND NOW, 3 WEEKS BEFORE CHRISTMAS YOU LAY THIS ON ME!? WE DON'T EVEN HAVE ANY SAVINGS LEFT!!"

"Arn, please, stop yelling, I know. I know this is bad, we will figure something out, I had no control, I mean you have to believe me that I..."

"GET OUT OF THIS HOUSE NOW! GET OUT! GET OUT!! GET OUT!!!!"

"I know you are angry, but please Arn..."

"GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Qorviq stood out in the snow-covered front lawn as Arnaaluk launched his personal belongings through the open front door. As he saw his personal belongings go sailing past his face and land softly in the snow next to his bloated seal body he felt time slow down. Was this it? Was he really going to be losing his family after all of this?

"Ow!"

His belt sander clipped the side of his face (not his ear though, as seals do not possess external ear flaps). He glanced down at his watch (see below, I believe the face reads "business time"...) and suddenly remembered he had to get to the Ice Hole to meet Linda.

DID ARN KEEP HIS SCREWDRIVER SET? I BET SHE DID THAT UNGREATFULL B*TCH! WHAT THE HELL IS HE GOING TO DO WITH A BELT SANDER NOW THAT HE WOULD BE LIVING OUT OF HIS CAR!?

 

<-- I loved Albi the Racist Dragon!