Today's Suggested Topics: The Onion, Glengarry Glen Ross and the Leg Lamp from the 1983 Comedy, A Christmas Story
Kaulertanerpok shut the door to his office as Qorviq sat down.
“Do you want to tell me about this? Were you going to tell me you weren’t able to close the Kleen Stride PDRS Deal (product pictured below, and can be purchased at www.theonion.com) or just have me turn in a completely inaccurate budget?”
“I know. I know! I was going to follow up this week…”
“This is a big deal, a VERY BIG DEAL!”
Qorviq pulled into the driveway and sat in the car. He could see Arnaaluk through the living room window.
It was two weeks until Christmas and he had to go in there and announce that he was now out of a job and he truly did not know what he was going to do, or what Arn and the boys were going to say. They were just starting to get ahead, finally, the past few years had been so difficult on the family and to have taken the risk, with the migration and buying the new house… he just didn’t know what he was going to do.
That’s when he heard his cell phone ring.
“Qorviq? Is that really you?”
WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN NEXT FOR POOR QORVIQ!?!? I DON’T EVEN KNOW YET!!!!