Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Episode 3

Today's Suggested Topics: a Completely Made Up Religion (as opposed to????),  the Ford Escape including specs, and Cliffhanger, the Movie.

It was Sunday morning, Qorviq piled the kids into the car and set off for church and brunch. The New Fraternal Seal Order of Freedom, Enlightenment and Overwhelming Rapturous Delight was the new thing in town and he and his family had joined the congregation because the values and morals Father Asungaq sermoned about had really brought the family together since their migration last fall ... plus the weekly pancake breakfasts were top notch.
"God forbid Arnaaluk ever cook the family breakfast herself..." he thought to himself about his wife, as he and the boys waited in the driveway. Of course they would be late to service, AGAIN.

"Damn it Arn, let's get it going already."

As they rolled along the icy road, Qorviq really had to admire his Ford Escape's potent 240-horsepower 3.0L Duratec V6 engine mated to its efficient 6-speed automatic transmission churning out strength and providing torque, providing the responsive power he needs when he wants it, all while delivering Impressive fuel economy. *EPA estimated 19 city/25 highway miles per gallon.

"God I love this car" he thought as his kids flippered around in the back seat.

They pulled up and found a parking spot wayyyyy in the back of the lot naturally so it would only take them 3-4 hours minimum to get out of there after breakfast, which was fine because the game wasn't on tonight even though he only had about 14 million things to do around the house and for work but Arnaaluk was probably going to be on the God Damn internet the rest of the day anyway. WHAT-EVER.

The family snuck in the back as usual, but they were more than surprised when they walked in only to run into...

CLIFF HANGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STAY TUNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


<-- John Lithgow is the bomb!

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