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Today's suggested topics: Kanye West, Immigration and a Pawn Shop
Qorviq made it safely home despite being unsuspectingly tailed by the Shark and Killer Whale Mafiosa. He had just really been through the wringer and wanted to maybe take a nap or something. This was not going to be a possibility however, because the second he walked into his apartment he was smacked in the face with a wall of Kanye West sound coming from his roommate's bedroom.
See, Qorviq had rented out his spare room to a young Mexican Immigrant who had come to America for a better life, with nothing but the tamales in his pack and a sleeping bag to his name. Qorviq had taken the young man in after learning of his job at a nearby Pawn Shop, as the money coming in from the little foreigner would allow Qorviq to make ends meet after losing his job. He was starting to really regret that decision however, and decided perhaps he should just move to a less expensive apartment or perhaps a new area to start anew. As he put his bulbous seal head down to rest, covering his ear holes with two pillows to drown out Heartless
WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT TIME? WILL QORVIQ ASK HIS ROOMMATE TO TURN DOWN THE MUSIC? IS THAT REALLY THE MOST PRESSING ISSUE IN QORVIQ'S LIFE RIGHT NOW? SHOULD HE DEFINITELY ASK HIS ROOMMATE TO MAKE SOME TAMALES BEFORE MOVING OUT?
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There is nothing more pressing after a near death experience for an adventurous seal than a little shut-eye. The roommate better watch himself.
ReplyDeleteI know! Not more than five minutes later the roommate moved it to the kitchen to make up some paella. Luckily Qorviq's love of Mexican cuisine trumps his crippling exhaustion.
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