Today's suggested topics: The Entire Cast of the Television Series LOST, thick fog, and Justin Bieber.
Qorviq still couldn't believe his eyes. He turned down Chris Gaines and unrolled his window. Right there in the lane next to him was a conversion van carrying the entire cast of the television series LOST.
"What the fuck!? What are you guys doing here? How did you get here? I thought you all died!"
"That's just it Qorviq! We were dead the entire time..."
The light turned green and the van peeled off and dissappeared into the thick, thick fog that was slowly building. Qorviq started to proceed through the intersection when he saw him... but it was too late to stop. His El Camino struck Justin Bieber, head-on.
WOW. THIS IS THE WORST EPISODE YET! AT LEAST NOW IT CAN ONLY GET BETTER... RIGHT? STAY TUNED KIDS!!