Monday, March 1, 2010

Episode 12

Today's Suggested Topics: REM Sleep, a smoke detector, and shoes

Let's see... where did we leave off...

Ok, let's just start over.

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Qorviq sat up abruptly.  Something had pulled him out of his deep, deep slumber.

"Hello?  Hello?  Is anyone there?"

He looked out into the dark abyss of his apartment.  He could sense something wasn't right... what in the world would have woken him...

"BEEP!"

Startled, Qorvic reached for the lamp.

"BEEP!"

What the fuck is that noise!? He thought to himself.

"BEEP!"

At this point he had identified that it had at least been coming from the living room.

He flopped out of bed and sealed down the hall to the living room.

"BEEP!"

He entered the main room...

Oh.


My.


God.

"BEEP!"

It was his smoke detector.

AND IT WAS OUT OF BATTERIES.

"BEEP!"

He was in real trouble.  It was 4:30am and he was about 2'3" tall and couldn't reach the alarm to rip the batteries out.  Could he perhaps throw a shoe?  No. No, he had flippers for feet and they don't make shoes for seals.
"BEEP!"

"FML!"

STAY TUNED WHEN SOMETHING ELSE WILL HAPPEN!!!!!

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